How dare you stereotype Lebanon like that? A very conservative country ‘al.
How can you not get it? How don’t you see it? We are THE people who can party!!!! Ask anyone! Me and my friends, we can drink up to 17 bottles of champagne every night. We can get from the beach to the ski resorts in 40 minutes. Our girls are the most beautiful on earth, (we train them in beauty salons since the age of 4).
This is what you should be talking about. How dare you mention secondary, non-representative issues to stereotype us.
It doesn’t matter that we have a nonexistent government, illegal armed forces, lack of running water or electricity, shitty internet connection, more than half the population living in poverty, the humongous national debt, the nationwide corruption, the constant threat of a regional war on our soil… what matters is, WE CAN STILL PARTY!!! That’s what you should be giving us credit for. How many people do you know who can simply make abstraction of all their problems just by getting wasted? Really, how many?
So, out of respect for our accomplishment of being party animals, you should refrain from ever mentioning any other issue concerning our country. If you don’t comply, we can mobilize over 20, 000 people on a Facebook group. We have the power to do it, and we won’t hold back.
A Proud Angry Lebanese Party Animal